Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Boom Chicka Boom

    I said a Boom Chicka Boom
    I said a Boom Chicka Boom
    I said a Boom Chicka Rocka Chicka Rocka Chicka Boom
    Uh huh
    Oh yeah
    One more time ______ style.

Janitor Style:
I said a Broom Sweep-a Broom
I said a Broom Sweep-a Broom
I said a Broom Sweep-a Mop-a Sweep-a push it 'cross the room

Valley Girl Style:
I said like boom chicka boom
I said a totally boom chicka boom
I said like boom chicka like rocka chicka like gag me with a spoon


Race Car Style:
I said a vroom shifta vroom
I said a vroom shifta vroom
I said a vroom shifta grind-a shifta grind-a shifta vroom

Astronaut Style:
I said a moon shoot the moon
I said a moon shoot the moon
I said a moon blast-me shoot-me blast-me shoot-me-to-the-moon

Flower Style:
I said a bloom chicka bloom
I said a bloom chicka bloom
I said a bloom chicka blossom smell those flowers chicka bloom


Bee Style:
I said a Bzzzz chicka Bzzzz
I said a Bzzzz chicka Bzzzz
I said a Bzzzz flower nectar pollen honey chicka Bzzzz

Fire Style:
I said a OUCH chicka OUCH
I said a OUCH chicka OUCH
I said a OUCH burnt my finger in the fire Chicka OUCH

Speeder Style:
I said a Vroom Squeela Vroom
I said a Vroom Squeela Vroom
I said a Vroom Theres a Coppa Betta Stoppa Chicka Vroom

Cellphone Style:
I said a call me on my cell
I said a call me on my cell
I said a call me, text me, call me, text me, call me on my cell

Parent Style:
I said a boom GO TO YOUR ROOM
I said a boom GO TO YOUR ROOM
I said a boom GO TO YOUR ROOM and don't come out 'til next June.

Cheerleader Style:
I said a Boom-Go-Fight-Boom
I said a Boom-Go-Fight-Boom
I said a Boom Go-Fight-Win Go-Fight-Win Go-Fight-Boom

Taco Bell Style:
I said a bean chicka bean
I said a bean chicka bean
I said a bean and cheese burrito and a nacho supreme.

McDonalds Style:
I said a Big Mac and Fries
I said a Big Mac and Fries
I said a Big Mac and Fries and dont forget to Super Size.

Photographer Style:
I said a zoom clicka zoom.
I said a zoom clicka zoom.
I said a zoom clicka Smile Watch the Birdie clicka zoom.

End of the World Style:
I said a Doom Chicka Doom.
I said a Doom Chicka Doom.
I said a Doom Chicka *Huge Explosion Noise* Chicka *Huge Explosion Noise* Chicka Doom.

Homie Style:
I said a grill shiny grill
I said a bling chicka bling
I said a Honda Civic rims a-spinnin' on my Limousine

Fonzie Style:
I said a vroom chicka vroom
I said a vroom chicka vroom
I said a vroom chicka aaaaaaye chicka aaaaaaye chicka vroom

Thunderstorm Style:
I said a boom crasha boom
I said a boom crasha boom
I said a boom crasha flasha crasha flasha crasha boom

Space Style:
I said a space chicka space
I said a space chicka space
I said there's a Pluto there's a Mars there's the Earth and there's the stars

Surfer Style:
I said a dude chicka dude
I said a dude chicka dude
I said a dude chicka wipe out chicka WHOA chicka dude

Conservation Style:
I said a tree hug a tree
I said a tree hug a tree
I said save the whales, save the gas, save the water, hug a tree

Librarian Style:
I said a book read a book
I said a book read a book
I said a book choose a novel, keep it quiet, read a book

Baseball Style:
I said a boom chicka boom
I said a boom chicka boom
I said a boom chicka rocka hit that softball to the moon.

Cookie Song

    We love you cookie,

oh yes we doo,

we love you cookies,

we'll eat your food

when you're not with us, we're blue!

Oh cookie's we love you!

I Need a Man

    (to the tune of Part of Your World from The Little Mermaid.)

Look at my smile, isn't it great? Wouldn't you think that I'd have a date? Looking at me, yeah you'd think- sure, she's got everything! I've got toothpaste and mouthwash a plenty. I've got hairspray and make up galore. You wanna go dutch? I've got a 20. But who cares? No big deal, I want more. I wanna be where the Elders are. I want one for my eternal companion. One who's not afraid of, what's that word again? Oh, commitment. In seminary class you don't get too far. Dates are required for real romancing. Hoping for an engagement, what's the word? Ring. A guy who is fun, a guy who is cure, a guy who would look real good in a suit. I'm really great! Why don't I date? I need a man. What would I give, If I could live in Salt Lake City? What would I pay, to spend a day on temple grounds? Bet you they'd call, if they weren't all just so, intimidated. Bright young maiden, sick of waitin', ready for more. And ready to know what the couples know. Ask them my questions and get some answers. What's a gentlemen, and why is he, what's the word, extinct. Why can't they think and see me now? I am a woman worth more than eight cows! I'm really great! Why don't I date? I need a man.

M. I. L. K.

    Give Me a big M (crowd screams M really loud)

Give me a little m (crowd quietly yells m)


Chorus:

Don't Give me No Pop, no pop,

Don't give me no tea, no tea

Just give me that Milk

Moo moo moo moo

Just give me that Milk

Moo moo moo moo


Give me a Big I

Give me a little I


Chorus


Give me a big L

Give me a little l

Chorus


Give me a Big K

Give me a little k


What'd that spell? Crowd yells Milk!


Chorus


Give me a Big Milk (crowd yells Chocolate)

Give me a little milk (crowd yells skim)


Chorus

Adam's Family Grace

    (Tune: Adams Family)

We thank the Lord for giving
The food we need for living
Because we really need it
And we like to eat it.

Chorus:
na na na nah (snap fingers twice)
na na na nah (snap fingers twice)
na na na nah (sing three times)
(then snap fingers twice, last time say Amen)
We’re thirsty and we’re hungry
Want something in our tummy
The food looks mighty yummy
And so we thank the Lord.
Chorus

We thank you Lord for giving
The food we need for living
For friends, fun and family
We thank you now oh Lord.
Chorus


Canoe Song

There was a boy and girl in a little canoe, and the moon was all around. They paddled and paddled in their little canoe. And the didn't even make a sound. They talked and talked 'til the moon drew dim. He said, “You better kiss me or get out and swim”
So you know what to do in a little canoe when the moon in shinning all a-

the moon is shinning all a-

when the moon is shinning all around, GET OUT AND SWIM!

I'm a Nut

I'm a little acorn round,

lying on the cold cold cold,

everybody steps on me,

that is why I'm cracked you see


Chorus:

Imma Nut *click click with tongue

Imma Nut *click click with tongue

Imma Nut, Imma Nut, Imma Nut *click click with tongue


Called myself up on the phone,

just to see if I was home,

Ask myself out on a date,

gotta be ready at half past eight


Chorus


Took myself to the picture show,

sat myself in the very first row

wrapped my arms around my waist,

got so fresh I smacked my face


Chorus


I can sing and I can dance

I got ruffles on my...

whoops boy take another guess,

I got ruffles on my dress


Chorus.

The Sprite Song

(Tune: Doe a dear from Sound of Music)

Dough: I use to buy my sprite

Ray: The guy who pours my sprite

Me: I really like my Sprite

Far: A long long way to the store

So: I think I'll have a sprite

Tea? No thanks I'll have a sprite

which will bring us back to Dough.

The Princess Pat

The Princess Pat (echo)

Lived in a Tree (echo)

She sailed across (echo)

The seven seas (echo)

She sailed across (echo)

The channel too (echo)

And she took with her (echo)

A Rigabambo! (echo)


CHORUS:

A Rigabambo (echo)

Now what is that? (echo)

It's a somethin' made (echo)

By the Princess pat (echo)

It's Red a Gold! (echo)

And a purple too (echo)

That's why it's called (echo)

A Rigabambo! (echo)


Now Captain jack (echo)

Had a mighty fine crew(echo)

He sailed across (echo)

the channel too (echo)

and his ship did sink (echo)

and yours will too (echo)

if you don't take (echo)

A Rigabambo (echo)


Chorus.


The Princess Pat,(echo)

saw Captain Jack,(echo)
She reeled him in,
(echo)

and brought him back,(echo)
She saved his life,
(echo)

and his crew’s too,(echo)
And do you know how?
(echo)

with the Rigabambo (echo)


Chorus.